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ravenous-blue:

kidney-stoner:

i have wet dreams about firing my most incompetent coworker. my manager has told us that she is literally not allowed to write them up for all the rules they break and everything they refuse to do. that makes no sense and i wanna burn down the house of whoever told her she can’t.

Find another male hair stylist/cosmetologist to interview there so that they can have wiggle room in that area of requirements.

i’ll definitely be keeping my eye out. i’m getting so desperate i should put out an ad on craigslist.

i have wet dreams about firing my most incompetent coworker. my manager has told us that she is literally not allowed to write them up for all the rules they break and everything they refuse to do. that makes no sense and i wanna burn down the house of whoever told her she can’t.

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

(via twokittiess)

eioux:

girls!! are!! so!! !!!!!!

(Source: dedicateddrakefan, via mustache-required)

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(Source: theblogchoseme, via lost-arts)

Anonymous: That's not coffee it's a caramel macchiato, you self-entitled cunt.

days-of-reading:

this is the funniest message i’ve ever received on this website